Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... \ | The waitress's UNIFORM sheds TARTAR | \ SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;