Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / At the foot of the mountain, thunder: \ | The image of Providing Nourishment. | | Thus the superior man is careful of his | | words And temperate in eating and | \ drinking. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;