Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In California, Bill Honig, the \ | Superintendent of Public Instruction, | | said he thought the general public | | should have a voice in defining what an | | excellent teacher should know. "I would | | not leave the definition of math," Dr. | | Honig said, "up to the mathematicians." | | | \ -- The New York Times, October 22, 1985 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;