Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________ / > Where in the US is Linus? \ | | | He was in the "Promise Land". | | | | -- David S. Miller | \/ ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;