Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And as we stand on the edge of darkness \ | Let our chant fill the void That others | | may know | | | | In the land of the night | | | | The ship of the sun | | | | Is drawn by | | | | The grateful dead. | | | | -- Tibetan "Book of the Dead," ca. 4000 | \ BC. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;