Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How should I know if it works? That's \ | what beta testers are for. I only coded | | it. | | | | -- Attributed to Linus Torvalds, | \ somewhere in a posting / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;