Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Yacc" owes much to a most stimulating \ | collection of users, who have goaded me | | beyond my inclination, and frequently | | beyond my ability in their endless | | search for "one more feature." Their | | irritating unwillingness to learn how | | to do things my way has usually led to | | my doing things their way; most of the | | time, they have been right. | | | | -- S. C. Johnson, "Yacc guide | \ acknowledgements" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;