Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The husband who doesn't tell his wife \ | everything probably reasons that what | | she doesn't know won't hurt him. | | | \ -- Leo J. Burke / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;