Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The fact that people are poor or \ | discriminated against doesn't | | necessarily endow them with any special | | qualities of justice, nobility, charity | | or compassion. | | | \ -- Saul Alinsky / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;