Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When it's dark enough you can see the \ | stars. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson, / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;