Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...the Soviets have the capability to \ | try big projects. If there is a goal, | | such as when Gorbachev states that they | | are going to have nuclear-powered | | aircraft carriers, the case is closed | | -- that is it. They will concentrate on | | the problem, do a bad job, and later | | pay the price. They really don't care | | what the price is. -- Victor Belenko, | | MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in | | 1976 | | | | "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, | \ pg. 100 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;