Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Can you buy friendship? You not only \ | can, you must. It's the only way to | | obtain friends. Everything worthwhile | | has a price. | | | \ -- Robert J. Ringer / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;