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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "I'll tell you what I know, then," he  \
| decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm |
| a member of the IA. That's Inamorati    |
| Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in  |
| love. That's the worst addiction of     |
| all."                                   |
|                                         |
| "Somebody is about to fall in love,"    |
| Oedipa said, "you go sit with them, or  |
| something?"                             |
|                                         |
| "Right. The whole idea is to get where  |
| you don't need it. I was lucky. I       |
| kicked it young. But there are          |
| sixty-year-old men, believe it or not,  |
| and women even older, who might wake up |
| in the night screaming."                |
|                                         |
| "You hold meetings, then, like the AA?" |
|                                         |
| "No, of course not. You get a phone     |
| number, an answering service you can    |
| call. Nobody knows anybody else's name; |
| just the number in case it gets so bad  |
| you can't handle it alone. We're        |
| isolates, Arnold. Meetings would        |
| destroy the whole point of it."         |
|                                         |
| -- Thomas Pynchon, "The Crying of Lot   |
\ 49"                                     /
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        \   ^__^
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            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;