Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I'll tell you what I know, then," he \ | decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm | | a member of the IA. That's Inamorati | | Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in | | love. That's the worst addiction of | | all." | | | | "Somebody is about to fall in love," | | Oedipa said, "you go sit with them, or | | something?" | | | | "Right. The whole idea is to get where | | you don't need it. I was lucky. I | | kicked it young. But there are | | sixty-year-old men, believe it or not, | | and women even older, who might wake up | | in the night screaming." | | | | "You hold meetings, then, like the AA?" | | | | "No, of course not. You get a phone | | number, an answering service you can | | call. Nobody knows anybody else's name; | | just the number in case it gets so bad | | you can't handle it alone. We're | | isolates, Arnold. Meetings would | | destroy the whole point of it." | | | | -- Thomas Pynchon, "The Crying of Lot | \ 49" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;