Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether \ | my Maker is prepared for the great | | ordeal of meeting me is another | | matter." | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;