Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Knebel's Law: \ | | | It is now proved beyond doubt that | | smoking is one of the leading | | | \ causes of statistics. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;