Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Pascal: \ | | | A programming language named after a | | man who would turn over | | | | in his grave if he knew about it. | | | \ -- Datamation, January 15, 1984 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;