Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Carelessly planned projects take three \ | times longer to complete than expected. | | Carefully planned projects take four | | times longer to complete than expected, | | mostly because the planners expect | | their planning to reduce the time it | \ takes. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;