Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Finagle's Second Law: \ | | | No matter what the anticipated result, | | there will always be | | | | someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, | | (b) fake it, or (c) believe it | | | | happened according to his own pet | \ theory. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;