Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It looked like something resembling \ | white marble, which was probably what | | it was: something resembling white | | marble. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;