Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There is a vast difference between the \ | savage and civilized man, but it is | | never apparent to their wives until | | after breakfast. | | | \ -- Helen Rowland / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;