Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to \ | execute a job? A: Four; three to hold | \ it down, and one to rip its head off. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;