Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All progress is based upon a universal \ | innate desire of every organism to live | | beyond its income. | | | \ -- Samuel Butler, "Notebooks" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;