Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Yuppie Wannabes: \ | | | An X generation subgroup that believes | | the myth of a yuppie life-style being | | both satisfying and viable. Tend to be | | highly in debt, involved in some form | | of substance abuse, and show a | | willingness to talk about Armageddon | | after three drinks. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;