Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Overfiend's First Law of \ | Package Quality: If the | | | | maintainer likes to spell part or all | | of his name in | | | \ CAPS, the package will suck. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;