Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Where humor is concerned there are no \ | standards -- no one can say what is | | good or bad, although you can be sure | | that everyone will. | | | \ -- John Kenneth Galbraith / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;