Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be \ | worrying about tomorrow. Maybe | | | | we should think only about today. | | Charlie Brown: | | | | No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping | | that yesterday will get | | | \ better. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;