Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / innovate /IN no vait/ vb.: 1. To \ | appropriate third-party technology | | through purchase, imitation, or theft | | and to integrate it into a de-facto, | | monopoly-position product. 2. To | | increase in size or complexity but not | | in utility; to reduce compatibility or | | interoperability. 3. To lock-out | | competitors or to lock-in users. 4. To | | charge more money; to increase prices | | or costs. 5. To acquire profits from | | investments in other companies but not | | from direct product or service sales. | | 6. To stifle or manipulate a free | | market; to extend monopoly powers into | | new markets. 7. To evade liability for | | wrong-doings; to get off. 8. To | | purchase legislation, legislators, | | legislatures, or chiefs of state. 9. To | | mediate all transactions in a global | | economy; to embezzle; to co-opt power | | (coup d'état). Cf. innovate, English | | usage (antonym). | | | \ -- csbruce, in a Slashdot post / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;