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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ innovate /IN no vait/ vb.: 1. To        \
| appropriate third-party technology      |
| through purchase, imitation, or theft   |
| and to integrate it into a de-facto,    |
| monopoly-position product. 2. To        |
| increase in size or complexity but not  |
| in utility; to reduce compatibility or  |
| interoperability. 3. To lock-out        |
| competitors or to lock-in users. 4. To  |
| charge more money; to increase prices   |
| or costs. 5. To acquire profits from    |
| investments in other companies but not  |
| from direct product or service sales.   |
| 6. To stifle or manipulate a free       |
| market; to extend monopoly powers into  |
| new markets. 7. To evade liability for  |
| wrong-doings; to get off. 8. To         |
| purchase legislation, legislators,      |
| legislatures, or chiefs of state. 9. To |
| mediate all transactions in a global    |
| economy; to embezzle; to co-opt power   |
| (coup d'état). Cf. innovate, English                                         |
| usage (antonym).                        |
|                                         |
\ -- csbruce, in a Slashdot post          /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;