Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat \ | stinking billy goat Billy Boy in | | poison! How art thou, thou globby | | bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come | | and get one in the yarbles, if ya have | | any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!" | | | \ -- Alex in "Clockwork Orange" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;