Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Winny and I lived in a house that ran \ | on static electricity... If you wanted | | to run the blender, you had to rub | | balloons on your head... if you wanted | | to cook, you had to pull off a sweater | | real quick... | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;