Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Before he became a hermit, Zarathud \ | was a young Priest, and | | | | took great delight in making fools of | | his opponents in front of his | | followers. | | | | One day Zarathud took his students to a | | pleasant pasture and there he | | confronted The Sacred Chao while She | | was contentedly grazing. | | | | "Tell me, you dumb beast," demanded the | | Priest in his commanding voice, "why | | don't you do something worthwhile? What | | is your Purpose in Life, anyway?" | | | | Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred | | Chao replied "MU". (The Chinese | | ideogram for NO-THING.) | | | | Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody | | was enlightened. | | | | Primarily because nobody understood | | Chinese. | | | | -- Camden Benares, "Zen Without Zen | \ Masters" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;