Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Nothing is easier than to denounce the \ | evildoer; nothing is more difficult | | than to understand him. | | | \ -- Fyodor Dostoevski / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;