Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: \ | With a blue-elephant gun. | | | | Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: | | Twist its trunk until it turns blue, | | then shoot it with | | | \ a blue-elephant gun. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;