Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In less than a century, computers will \ | be making substantial progress on ... | | the overriding problem of war and | | peace. | | | \ -- James Slagle / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;