Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / History shows that the human mind, fed \ | by constant accessions of knowledge, | | periodically grows too large for its | | theoretical coverings, and bursts them | | asunder to appear in new habiliments, | | as the feeding and growing grub, at | | intervals, casts its too narrow skin | | and assumes another... Truly the imago | | state of Man seems to be terribly | | distant, but every moult is a step | | gained. | | | | -- Charles Darwin, from "Origin of the | \ Species" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;