Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are 3 types of guys -- the ones \ | who hate nerds (all nerds, that is; | | girls aren't let off the hook); the | | ones who are scared off by girls who | | are slightly more intelligent than | | average; and the guys who are also | | somewhat more intelligent than average, | | but are so shy that they can't put 2 | | words together when they're within 20 | | feet of a girl. | | | \ -- Vikki Roemer on debian-curiosa / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;