Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The City of Palo Alto, in its official \ | description of parking lot standards, | | specifies the grade of wheelchair | | access ramps in terms of centimeters of | | rise per foot of run. A compromise, I | \ imagine... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;