Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / X windows: \ | | | We will dump no core before its time. | | | | One good crash deserves another. | | | | A bad idea whose time has come. And | | gone. | | | | We make excuses. | | | | It didn't even look good on paper. | | | | You laugh now, but you'll be laughing | | harder later! | | | | A new concept in abuser interfaces. | | | | How can something get so bad, so | | quickly? | | | | It could happen to you. | | | | The art of incompetence. | | | | You have nothing to lose but your | | lunch. | | | | When uselessness just isn't enough. | | | | More than a mere hindrance. It's a | | whole new barrier! | | | | When you can't afford to be right. | | | | And you thought we couldn't make it | | worse. | | | \ If it works, it isn't X windows. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;