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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _______________________________________
/ X windows:                            \
|                                       |
| We will dump no core before its time. |
|                                       |
| One good crash deserves another.      |
|                                       |
| A bad idea whose time has come. And   |
| gone.                                 |
|                                       |
| We make excuses.                      |
|                                       |
| It didn't even look good on paper.    |
|                                       |
| You laugh now, but you'll be laughing |
| harder later!                         |
|                                       |
| A new concept in abuser interfaces.   |
|                                       |
| How can something get so bad, so      |
| quickly?                              |
|                                       |
| It could happen to you.               |
|                                       |
| The art of incompetence.              |
|                                       |
| You have nothing to lose but your     |
| lunch.                                |
|                                       |
| When uselessness just isn't enough.   |
|                                       |
| More than a mere hindrance. It's a    |
| whole new barrier!                    |
|                                       |
| When you can't afford to be right.    |
|                                       |
| And you thought we couldn't make it   |
| worse.                                |
|                                       |
\ If it works, it isn't X windows.      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;