Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The history of warfare is similarly \ | subdivided, although here the phases | | are Retribution, Anticipation, and | | Diplomacy. Thus: | | | | Retribution: | | | | I'm going to kill you because you | | killed my brother. Anticipation: | | | | I'm going to kill you because I killed | | your brother. Diplomacy: | | | | I'm going to kill my brother and then | | kill you on the | | | \ pretext that your brother did it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;