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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ The history of warfare is similarly    \
| subdivided, although here the phases   |
| are Retribution, Anticipation, and     |
| Diplomacy. Thus:                       |
|                                        |
| Retribution:                           |
|                                        |
| I'm going to kill you because you      |
| killed my brother. Anticipation:       |
|                                        |
| I'm going to kill you because I killed |
| your brother. Diplomacy:               |
|                                        |
| I'm going to kill my brother and then  |
| kill you on the                        |
|                                        |
\ pretext that your brother did it.      /
 ----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;