Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Ruth made a great mistake when he gave \ | up pitching. Working once a week, he | | might have lasted a long time and | | become a great star. | | | | -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe | | Ruth's plan to change | | | | from being a pitcher to an outfielder. | | | \ Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;