Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / So you think that money is the root of \ | all evil. Have you ever asked what is | | the root of money? | | | \ -- Ayn Rand / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;