Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know you're in trouble when... (1) \ | Your car horn goes off accidentally and | | remains stuck as you | | | | follow a group of Hell's Angels on the | | freeway. (2) You want to put on the | | clothes you wore home from the party | | | | and there aren't any. (3) Your boss | | tells you not to bother to take off | | your coat. (4) The bird singing outside | | your window is a buzzard. (5) You wake | | up and your braces are locked together. | | (6) Your mother approves of the person | \ you're dating. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;