Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Everybody is given the same amount of \ | hormones, at birth, and if you want to | | use yours for growing hair, that's fine | \ with me. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;