Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When love is gone, there's always \ | justice. And when justice is gone, | | there's always force. And when force is | | gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom! | | | \ -- Laurie Anderson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;