Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A copy of the universe is not what is \ | required of art; one of the damned | | things is ample. | | | \ -- Rebecca West / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;