Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Being against torture ought to be sort \ | of a multipartisan thing." | | | | -- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff | \ Daiell, a Libertarian / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;