Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / How can you govern a nation which has \ | 246 kinds of cheese? | | | \ -- Charles de Gaulle / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;