Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In America today ... we have Woody \ | Allen, whose humor has become so | | sophisticated that nobody gets it any | | more except Mia Farrow. All those who | | think Mia Farrow should go back to | | making movies where the devil gets her | | pregnant and Woody Allen should go back | | to dressing up as a human sperm, please | | raise your hands. Thank you. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;