Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's little in taking or giving, \ | | | There's little in water or wine: This | | living, this living, this living, | | | | Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard | | is the struggle, and sparse is | | | | The gain of the one at the top, For art | | is a form of catharsis, | | | | And love is a permanent flop, And work | | is the province of cattle, | | | | And rest's for a clam in a shell, So | | I'm thinking of throwing the battle -- | | | | Would you kindly direct me to hell? | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;