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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ There's little in taking or giving,     \
|                                         |
| There's little in water or wine: This   |
| living, this living, this living,       |
|                                         |
| Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard   |
| is the struggle, and sparse is          |
|                                         |
| The gain of the one at the top, For art |
| is a form of catharsis,                 |
|                                         |
| And love is a permanent flop, And work  |
| is the province of cattle,              |
|                                         |
| And rest's for a clam in a shell, So    |
| I'm thinking of throwing the battle --  |
|                                         |
| Would you kindly direct me to hell?     |
|                                         |
\ -- Dorothy Parker                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;