Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you speak to others for their own \ | good it's advice; when they speak to | | you for your own good it's | \ interference. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;