Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I don't like the Dutchman. He's a \ | crocodile. He's sneaky. I don't trust | | him. | | | | -- Jack "Legs" Diamond, just before a | | peace conference | | | | with Dutch Schultz. | | | | I don't trust Legs. He's nuts. He gets | | excited and starts pulling a trigger | | like another guy wipes his nose. | | | | -- Dutch Schultz, just before a peace | | conference with | | | \ "Legs" Diamond. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;